My cat gives me a boner
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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