do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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