It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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