butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
They are going to name an STD after you.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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