This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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