i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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