And the cops told us we were all naked.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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