Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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