i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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