Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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