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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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