...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
