It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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