I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
The best revenge is premature balding
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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