wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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