North Korea, Best Korea!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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