Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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