weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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