spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why do cheetos always look like penises
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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