my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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