i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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