Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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