Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I need a beard to bite.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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