youre lurking in front of me
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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