i just had sex bonerless
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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