ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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