Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Are we still banned from the library?
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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