So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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