Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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