But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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