good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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