id be glad to
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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