Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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