What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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