Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Even my vagina gasped.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I supernannyed him into submission
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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