How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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