never play flip cup with pint glasses
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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