and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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