i jhust puked up my retainher.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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