is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I need a beard to bite.
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