who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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