Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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