then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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