Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
