If i come over, it means nothing
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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