Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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