That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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