i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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