I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You can't just leave with hair like that
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
