I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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