there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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