I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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