Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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