Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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