Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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