maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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