Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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