i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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